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1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
by Jake April 22, 2005
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to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton
I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating
by Calvin April 05, 2005
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to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.
Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.
by awefjawoijge June 01, 2003
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To "play" with one's self until orgasm.
(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?
by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009
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1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.
1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!
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to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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When a man or women plays with there testicular area...vagina/penis
Mike likes to masturbate a lot.
So does Ashley.
by Yank me January 01, 2007
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to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public
oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited
by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006
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