masturbaceous 

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous by netteach March 14, 2003

ambi-masterbatious 

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.

Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.

ambi-masterbatious by David R July 10, 2005

Masturbationship 

A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.

Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.

Masturbationship by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011

masturbatious 

adj. - An unattainable woman of strong sexual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of lustful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.

The word is a combination of the words "masturbate" and "delicious" to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability

"Dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. I can't wait to go home either with or without her"

masturbatious by Philip Thomas June 29, 2008

Masturbatious 

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

Masturbatious by Nep1229 October 13, 2008

masterbatious 

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

masterbatious by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

masturbaceous 

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

masturbaceous by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008