masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

massificate 

Used to define something that turned into a popular object of mass consumption.

"Tetris helped massificate videogames in ways unheard..."
- Insert Credit forums.

massificate by Takashi Omoto July 21, 2004

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

mastivacate 

The loss of the contents in your mouth while chewing

To the dogs delight, Mary's conversation allowed her to mastivacate her food on to the floor

Mary's mother said to her:
"Don't talk while you're eating or you'll mastivacate"

mastivacate by scrabblekrew July 20, 2014

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

Masticate by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Mastricate 

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

Mastricate by Kim April 8, 2004

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

masticate by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004