Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) 

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Mastabatory System 

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

mastubatory miscalculation 

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

mastubatory miscalculation by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.

did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!

Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

mastikator 

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator

I am the mastikator!

mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004

mastabatory 

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

mastabatory by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011