cunt masterflex

some 1 who is a big ass twards u. or some who messes ur joke up

guy1:you check out my out my package

guy2: you mean your penis

guy1:no cunt masterflex i really ment my package from the mail

cunt masterflex by willie boy January 30, 2008

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masterfece

n. a particularly large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

masterfece by gsehtpseigsh July 3, 2005

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Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

Cock-Master Flex by ... May 17, 2003

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pimp master flex

that guy is pimp master flex

pimp master flex by andrew June 7, 2003

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

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flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

flake master flex by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

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Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

Masterdextrous by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

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