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1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis
Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.
by Beard Fa'ce November 08, 2013
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