masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

masturbation rolodex by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008

masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.

As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

masturbation roladex by Gregg A. July 13, 2006

masturbation rolodex 

referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.

or

discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.

That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.

masturbation rolodex by LeBron Shames June 28, 2010

masturbation roladex 

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006