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2. masterbation
Karate teacher named Bation
Thank you for calming me down Master Bation
by Speas Mar 9, 2003 add a video
1. masterbation
A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
by The Observer May 6, 2003 add a video
3. masterbation
The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms
by Hugh G Rection Feb 18, 2005 add a video
4. Masterbation
1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."
5. masterbation
a common misspelling of mastUrbation
Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John Jul 26, 2003 add a video
6. masterbation
The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.
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by MaNiAc MiKe Apr 10, 2003 add a video
7. masterbation
the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.
I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.
by Mega Phunkatron Mar 21, 2003 add a video
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