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Sex with one's hand...what you do if you don't have a girlfriend or she is away...no risk sex...what i do several times a day...beating ya meat...choking your chicken
I once knew of a (fishing) bait store called: Master Bait in connecticut It's a good thing we don't live in Japan
Because if we masterbate we'd loose our left hand So we masterbate now, and we masterbate later And if we meet a hot girl we might try to date her |
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The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait". Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
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how dumb people spell "masturbate" i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
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The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it. "Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
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Masterbate. A great way to rock oneself to sleep. Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep? Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out. Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker. |
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Going out with Palmela Handerson. I cant play video games tonight, cause I got a date with Palmela Handerson.
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getting freaky with oneself. Hellen masterbated with herself.
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To basically fuck your own hand while screaming such things as "Yes! Fuck yes! Who is yo pimp masta biyach!" Or "Yes! Play with my motherfucking balls mommy. I want you horny badly" "Hey guys! I can't get a bitch so I fuck my hand at night.. usually right after I eat dinner" other kids.. "Alright.. that's fucked up dude.."
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