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1. masterbate
The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal Feb 1, 2004 add a video
2. masterbate
how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
by meh Jul 1, 2003 add a video
3. masterbate
The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.
"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
4. masterbate
Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
5. masterbate
Going out with Palmela Handerson.
I cant play video games tonight, cause I got a date with Palmela Handerson.
by YA Jun 3, 2003 add a video
6. masterbate
jack off---- beat the meant
i beat it everyday
by matt Apr 25, 2003 add a video
7. masterbate
the art and act of pleasing oneself, usually involving some type of porn or elevated testosterone levels
i masterbated so high last week
by el barto Jan 15, 2003 add a video
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