Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

Cock-Master Flex by ... May 17, 2003

pimp master flex 

one cool dude

that guy is pimp master flex

pimp master flex by andrew June 7, 2003

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

flake master flex 

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

flake master flex by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

Dong Master Flex by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008

douche master flex 

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

douche master flex by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

dike master flex 

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

dike master flex by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008