Mastercrafted 

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercraft 

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

Mastercraft by A.C.E June 30, 2006

mastercrap 

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

mastercrap by star&sky May 5, 2009

mastercraftful 

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

mastercraftful by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

Mastercrap 

The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.

It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.

Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.

Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.

Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.

Mastercrap by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009

mastercraftful 

Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.

His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.

mastercraftful by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

Mastercraftwich 

A Mastercraftwich is when you, your girl, your friend and his girl are on a Mastercraft Wakeboard boat- all busted up on bender juice- and while you are "blastin" your girl spread eagle at the stern of the boat. your boy picks up his girl...throws her on your back so you can feel titties on your chest and back now...and then he proceeds to hit her off while she smacks your ass!

Yo Jive Turkey...lets take these two Minnesota Twins on the wakeboard whip fo a lil Mastercraftwich!

Mastercraftwich by Tankhead June 27, 2007