A complete waste of time that ruins your life
Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.
"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"
Whizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the Sorcerers, and often the most skilled.
The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
An honored title bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
Whizzard mispelled by lower IQ persons. Proper spelling is Whizard.
Double z' usually used by half asleep idiots. Such as wizz=PISS, proper wiz=URINE/PISS. Of course you must have an IQ above 50 to know the difference between Whiz=INTELLECTUAL and wiz="to take a wiz"
No examples needed, if you have an IQ above 50 you know what this means.