| 43. | Clown car Cock block | ||
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when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
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| 44. | Master Blaster | ||
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Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating. Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon. Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world. They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise. Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown |
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| 45. | Ahsan | ||
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Common name of a sexy playa who encourages female wet dreams. Ahsans are extremely modest and never boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge cock, or the fact that your girlfriend probably wants to nail him. Ahsans are constantly pestered with calls from their exes pleading them for their huge cock. Almost every person blessed with this name has pure awesomeness coursing through their blood. verb. that guy just made me Ahsan on the spot.
adj. oh my gosh! i had the best cock last night! he unzipped his pants and out rolled his 11 inch penis! Best sex ever! wow...that dude is such an Ahsan. |
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| 46. | Wang man | ||
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(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases. The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy. "If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."
"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party." "Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision." |
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| 47. | MasterOfOMGs | ||
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A versatile word, generally used to describe the following: 1. Master of all things kink related. 2. A total Bad Ass who is extraordinarily well endowed. 3. Super-humanly good in bed. 4. The direct cause of semi-permanent ear damage known as CSE (Cock Sucker Ear). Often associated with the vigorous assault of a female throat by a colossal sized penis during an aggressive act of throat fucking. Also related to "Swallow it again!!" When entering the BDSM community, a neophyte should always seek out a MasterOfOMGs for the ultimate experience.
"Girl, His junk was so BIG, I didn't know if I could handle a MasterOfOMGs like that!" "Gary is a total MasterOfOMGs" I went to the doctor and they said I have a MasterOfOMGs related case of CSE. Hope it heals one day... Good thing I have another ear! |
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| 48. | Nicholas David Brady | ||
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Refers to a person.... male usually.... that has a rather incredibly large penis while erect. Basically Nicholas David Brady is the master of the universe and everything in it. Often, he is seen with flocks of women around him willing to cator to his every desire, and since he packs such an enormous "piece" he can easily satisfy all of them. Very athletic, charming, goodlooking, and has a huge cock. If this were to be used in a sentence, it would sound like this.... Wow i wish i was Nicholas David Brady. but my penis will never be as large, in charge, and smooth as his is. He is my master and i will live my whole life trying to live up to his standard. If i am to fuck up i know ill get that dick right in my asshole.
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| 49. | Jungle Viper | ||
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The act of a person with dreadlocks wrapping a lock or locks tightly around the penis/scrotum of their partner while performing fellatio. She was the first chick with dreads I've ever fucked, so while she was giving me head I made her do the ol' Jungle Viper.
This hippy chick blew me last night and wrapped her dreads around my cock and said, you've been caught by the Jungle Viper. |
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