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This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too. See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her. I fucking hate you. I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle? Not with you. Thats douchey. |
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