masstivity 

1. The measure of a man's ability to attract women using the massiveness of either his chest, leg or other muscles/ bodily parts. (noun)
2. A type of strength, contrast with flaccidity or softness. (noun)

1. Evans' masstivity attracts many girls.
2. The masstivity of our debate team allowed us to overpower our flaccid opponents.

masstivity by Master_Debater_God January 25, 2016

Asstitty

means aesthetic in weirdo aoi language

“bakudeku is so asstitty!”

Asstitty by Unknown 😮‍💨 July 5, 2021

Matitty

A hottie but cringe and skinny guy who wears mom jeans and plays electric guitar

Eva: matitty is such a wannabe emo

Ian: ew ikr

Matitty by Jaehyuns Left Tit April 5, 2022

Mashitty 

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

Mashitty by Andy K May 19, 2004

Matitty

A fat person who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger. The only way to avoid him is to add broccoli in front of your doorstep.

1) Wow you're such a faggot! You're being a matitty now!

Matitty by Krayn March 10, 2016

Hakuna Matitty 

Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.

Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!

Hakuna Matitty by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025