noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just can’t dance no more.

Experienced during or after sex, when one partner, having massaged his or her partners anus, must keep the dirty hand at a safe distance, from the sheets, the nose, and all body parts. The act of fucking while keeping the dirty hand at bay resembles a rodeo rider.

-(the quinfecta) aka the ultimate-The action of a man receiving a blow job while, at the same time, getting each testicle massaged by the mouths of two other girls, while a 4th girl rubs the man's back and a 5th girl scratches his nose and feeds him pizza. This does not qualify as an orgy, but is the most epic intimate event yet known to man. If this happens to you make sure you tell as many of your friends as possible because you're a proud member of the quinfecta club of lazyboys.

The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.

Any haircut of the variety where the front, sides, and back are of equalenth and nested comfortably at, or slightly above, eyebrow level. The hair nearest the neck and face is cut slighly shorter, and none of the hair is brushed or washed freequently, and never massaged with conditioner/creme rinse. Not to be confused with the "bowl haircut" which is moderatly stylish but lacks the volume and insconsistency of various strands of hair. A poorly cut Romulan can quickly turn into the ashamed "Mongol" with consists of a much too high and tight region of the last quarter section of the head.

The first stage of a male erection, in between a flaccid cock and a semi lob.

1. Pills containing MDMA and often comibinations of other drugs such as caffine, speed, etc. Typically sold in colored tablets with a printed logo. (noun)
2. Being under the influence of thizz. Charactarized by euphoria, openess, extreme bonding and sociability, appreciation of music, flowing with music and loving life more than ever before, loving everyone you see, hugging and feeling everyone you see, stroking things, becoming mesmerized by lights, jaw clenching, tense shoulders that need to be massaged, sucking ciggarrettes down like a vacuum, drinking rediculous amounts of water, and getting hyphy. (verb)