| 1. | body massage machine | ||
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1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's 3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?" Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!" (A Jeep pulls up) G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself* Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?" G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!" Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?" G.I. Joe: "Body massage." |
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| 2. | mr. body massage machine | ||
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a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator "I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."
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| 3. | mr. body massage machine | ||
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A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons. Mr. body massage machine GO
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| 4. | chocolate eye massage | ||
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The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball. Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.
Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye. |
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| 5. | body massage | ||
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To rub or massage a body. Mr. Body Massage Machine, GO!
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| 6. | body massage | ||
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A massage of the body. Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?" Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!" (A Jeep pulls up) G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself* Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?" G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!" Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?" G.I. Joe: "Body massage." |
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| 7. | Machine Gun Fart | ||
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The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia. (American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet. (Bronx Version) "Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot." (Wife Beater Version) "Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up." (British Version) "Darling..." "Yes dear?" "Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat." "Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!" (Bosnian Version) "Evvo, Evooo!" "Ma sta je Mile?" "Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?" "Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!" |
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