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1.
A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.
Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!
by officerswallows January 03, 2013
 
2.
massacre + cure + massacure
A slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth
During the Zombie Apocalypse we will have to work together for a massacure
by Kj Nay's daughter Deedle October 30, 2011