second smallest city in mass. rivaling north Adams. up until the last 25 yrs a bombed out fishing and factory town full of the most interesting lady's and gentleman you would ever hope too meet . lots of history ,written and folk , stories passed down from generation to generation etc. Now a fully functioning tourist trap and real estate bonanza.the town is literally owned by three people ,none of home are from there originally. Basically the most perfect form of gentrification this side of mystic Connecticut. Scratch the surface though and it gets real weird real quick . Drugs lots of em, freaky sex,murder,rape, violent assaults,and general skull dugary!
prsn #1: hey i heard you bought a house in newburyport!
prsn #2: yes but than my daughter got addicted to heroin, my wife was banging a child molesting police sgt. on the side, my son got busted selling coke and e and is doing 2 yrs in Middleton h.c., and i got involved in an s&m prostitution ring and now I have h.i.v. , you wana house ?
The North of England (not to be confused with the North as in America)
The People of the North are the friendliest of the British people albeit we do suffer from an extensive population of scumbags thanks to mass unemployment.
Despite generating the vast majority of Britains wealth from the industrial revolution to its decline in the 1900s the government has seen fit to rape and destroy the working man of the North.
The north holds the vast majority of the U.Ks natural beauties and one day with the aid of Scotland and Wales will invade the south and destroy every posh Tory cunt inhabiting the shithole known as the London
Regenald: Oh im awfully bored!
Clement: Oh I know lets skull fuck The North!
Regenald: OH WONDERFUL!!!
Fred Dibnah: The hell you will! come on William Wallace lets take London!
As we know the souther ponces would suffer heavy casualties at the hands of true Northern men
Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(
Once a quiet historic town with regular visits from royalty and host of the final battle of crusader Simon de Montfort, Eveshams civilisation has changed dramatically. It now mainly consists of inbred Gypsies robbing "SCRAP METAL/IRON", packs of Chavs (usually consisting of 10-30) starting on the elderly, 'fake' people following a hypodermic cycle from society leaders bitching and dumping their own friends and wearing gay clothes. Also Port Street and surrounding areas has a mass population of Polish people, who drink from the early hours in small groups by the river Avon, and look for people to fight and rape when Night time arrives.
All these people congregate usually on a Friday/Saturday in the UK's official 2nd worst nightclub Marilyn's (Mazza's)
Of course there are a few normal people who don't partcipate in any of the above but when out of the town are stereotyped into the Evesham fish net.
So if you're thinking of moving or visiting here, don't bother.
so you're from Evesham, do you fuck your mom or dad?
|68.||School flame throwing|
Where a bunch of guys with flame throwers go into a school and set everyone on fire.
He wants to have a school flame throwing.
When a single guy rufies a handful of ladies (3-6) at the same time, and takes them back to his place to "mingle."
Bro 1: Dude that party was so wild. I single mingled 4 girls in my dorm room.
Bro 2: I know! I single mingled 12, some of which had just left your room.
Girl Roommate 1: I don't remember anything from last night, what happened? All I know is my ass hurts so bad.
Girl Roommate 2: Oh my gosh, me too! My b-hole is twice the size it was yesterday.
Girl Roommate 3: **Limps into the room** I think we got single mingled.
Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.
(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.