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Maskstapo 

The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.

Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...

Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.

Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021
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Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!
It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;]

Maskstapo 

Karens who go around yelling at others to put masks on, even though masks on the healthy do nothing to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Apparently, the NE Journal of Medicine “doesn’t understand science” as much as your next door neighbor, posting on Facebook. Stayed tuned to YTOM, as we will be discussing the Maskstapo and why this is all a bunch of nonsense virtue signaling. It
Maskstapo by Mike Del Sol July 30, 2020
Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.
"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."
Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

Masochist 

A person who enjoys, or takes pleasure, in feeling pain. The term is not necessarily sexual.
I think Charlie might be a masochist, Jane.
Masochist by wildcannon46 December 18, 2015

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!