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The line that defines the North from the South. South of the Mason-Dixon line is a horrible, racist and unintegrated part of the US that is known to vote for Republicans who cheat to win. The Mason Dixon line separates real people from rednecks and hicks. In the South, they tend to have a devotion to God and anyone who also claims to be acting with him, (ie George Bush). I'm glad I don't live below the Mason Dixon Line, or else I would have learned to read in 8th grade!
Nobody above the Mason Dixon Line carries around Confederate Flags anymore, because we can read history books and know they stand for slavery and racism! |
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| 2. | Mason Dixon Line | ||
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The boundary between Maryland and Pennsylvania. A symbolic dividing line between the North and the South before the Civil War. The two surveyors who mapped the line, Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, are the namesake for the imaginary border. Once you've crossed the Mason Dixon line headed North, you're not likley to find a Waffle House.
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The "mason dixon line" is a common metaphor used to describe a separation, usually directional (north or south). It can also be used to describe other separations such as above and below the waist. Geographically speaking, one could say: "The mason dixon line separates the yanks (people who stereotype everyone and think the nation should have voted for Kerry or Frankenstein, which ever you prefer) from those who are more refined and choose not to cry about such trivialities as who is the president (he is more symbolic than political anyways).
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| 4. | Mason-Dixon Line Syndrome | ||
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A disease common to people born below the Mason-Dixon line, which restricts each individual's IQ to less than the number of teeth they have. Also referred to as MDLS So I was watching COPS, and they pulled over a guy with a joint behind his ear. He had a major case of Mason-Dixon Line Syndrome.
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| 5. | Mason-Dixon seam | ||
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The seam in the middle of boxers that gets caught in between a males junk and inner thigh, usualy resulting in an irritation or some discomfort. Two guys on treadmills:
guy1: agh, I'm getting a real Mason-Dixon seam. guy2: yea I hear that man. guy1: I think I'm gonna go settle this civil war style. guy2: yea I'll prob be there soon but um, my balls have yet to succed from the union. |
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| 6. | south | ||
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Often mistakenly known as the states that seceded from the Union during the Civil War, it is actually a geographic area of the US states that lie south of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Ohio River, and also the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. The South consists of the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia. That idiot I met on spring break actually thought Boston was in Maryland, surprised he was when I informed him that Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon Line.
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| 7. | N'awlins | ||
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The way any local of the great city of New Orleans will pronounce it. If you say New Or-leans we will know you came from somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon line. And nothing will make us want to take your money faster....
"Ya'll should come down to N'awlins on saturday. We'll grab some craw fish head to the levie and make a day out of it.
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