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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!
She's smart, beautiful, amazing.

Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.

Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.

Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Woman 1: what a beauty!
Woman 2: yeah, she's a Mashael
Mashael by Q__t May 22, 2017
The most gorgeous girl on earth. She brings light to everybody’s lives and is a literal breath of fresh air. As pretty as the meaning of her name, “crescent moon”, Maheen is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. She’s smart and wonderful, and one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Maheen is so pretty! I wish we were dating
Maheen by urhottermom February 16, 2022

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022
Word of the Day on May 26, 2024