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6. mashed potato
When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
1. Mashed Potato
n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh Jun 24, 2003 add a video
2. Mashed potato
Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
3. Mashed Potato
people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.
My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.
4. mashed potato
masturbation
Last night I had mashed potato....
5. Mashed Potato
A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.
"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."
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