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Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots
I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Masotted 

Masotted: /mɑzɒtɪd/ used in a passive condition i.e. "To be masotted" or "get masotted"
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.

The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.
The masotted one: “hey you’re stupid, I’m totally right on this!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”
Masotted by Ignorant country boy October 30, 2010

Freelance Mascot 

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.
Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!
Freelance Mascot by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Mascoutah 

A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.
"Do you know where Mascoutah is?" "Oh, the place with the McDonalds? Yea, its over there somewhere behind all those old trailers and backwoods."
Mascoutah by MascoUtah January 4, 2010
The act of facebook liking random posts, pictures or comments, unneccessary acts of vandalism, or being a delinquent in general.
Man, remember when that girl stole my drink in the bar? I got her back by pissing in a cup and throwing it on her on the dance floor. I ran away, but I still mscotted that bitch.
Mscott by doof18 March 4, 2011

buck the vocab mascot 

Buck is a dog that is a vocab mascot
Teacher:"This is buck, buck the vocab mascot to encourage you to do you bucking vocab.If you don't do you bucking vocab and we lose the vocab bowl, I kill the dog."