Top Definition
1. To be a complete fuck up beyond an epic level ie a nuclear explosion crossed with home delivered abortion done through the anus.

2. to be a haggard old cradle snatching drug dealer at your place of work who is ruthless with those below but sycophant to those above

3. to be so far beyond disgusting it defies description in words, like if there was a ninth level of hell you just hit level 259252 below that
dude you just totally marylang'd it

man did you ever see a bitch as feral that she is so far off the chart she's almost on a scale of -1000 to marylang..
by markivas August 26, 2008

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