Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
" I'm from Maryland. "
Oh and btw the person who was dissing harford county might want to spell HARFORD right. Plus it's nice up here why are you dissing us?
Boy from Maryland: Um i went to school with those guys.
CRABS!! If you don't eat crabs then you don't belong. It's sub not hoagie, its hon not... well its just hon. Ocean City is the best beach but dirtiest town. Columbia is Prep capital of the world not to mention the is 12 High schools in the 3rd smallest county in the state.(Howard) Has the hottest girls at a university, Towson Baby!! No i don't go there but its nice to know. So move to the best state in the country its like a mini American to think of it!
2: i have never seen better goose hunting anywhere else
Except it's just raining a little in Maryland.
1.Wow, the weather in the East is really nice for a midsummer day!
Except I hear it's still pretty hot and humid in Maryland.