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Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.

She is an awkward penguin.

She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.

Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.

Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.

Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 20, 2013
 
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Mary is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. She is the best girl you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting in your life. Every time she enters the room suddenly you are filled with joy, and she is always able to put a giant smile on your face. She makes you feel at home, loved, and like there's no one else but you. She gets excited about everything, which brightens up your day, everyday. She likes to go on adventures and to make great memories and have fun! She loves to skate, to draw, to cuddle, watch ROM coms, eat strawberries, make forts, drink lemonade, be carried around, and be nice to every one. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Mary, never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.
Eric: Dude your girlfriend is such a Mary!
Brandon: I know man, she's perfect!
by captainamerica091513 April 09, 2014
 
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A girl who's more amazing, funny, beautiful, and angelic than anyone else you will ever meet. She's incredibly funny, and her smile and laugh will immediately warm your heart. If you meet Mary, odds are, you'll be swept off your feet (sometimes literally) and want to fall in love with her the first time you've ever seen her. She is someone you'll never grow tired talking to, and someone whose voice is so beautiful it sounds like an angel. Literally, every single characteristic about her is wonderful. That's Mary.
The guy was still staggering from meeting Mary.
by pinkfloyd123 May 12, 2013
 
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A camp name that gay men use to refer to each other.
"Don't be such a queen, Mary!"
by berthatitt May 26, 2012
 
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Mary is the kind of girl who loves to please people. She is a very family oriented person, and also loves her friends. Can be ditzy at moments. People would describe her as thoughtful, hilarious, loving, shy, straightforward, and fun. An amazing singer. Badass.
Mary, Mary quite contrary... and also has a lot more to offer
 
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Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
Any girl named mary
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 07, 2013
 
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A Mary is someone who seems shy, quiet, and frightened at everything but when you get to know her she is really outgoing, talkative, and brave. A Mary has an amazing body and Big butt and boobs. She can be a bitch but everyone loves her. Mary is the sexiest girl inside and out. A Mary is a sexy girl and any guy would be lucky to have Mary. Mary is a sneaky girl and never gets caught. A real Mary speaks her mind and isn't afraid of anyone. Mary is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is perfect from inside out in so many ways. She has an amazing laugh, if she starts to laugh you can't stop yourself from laughing. You'll never get bored of talking to her cause she has many stories willing to say. A Mary is kind and caring.

A Mary could be slutty and will go far with you however also cheats on you eventually. the most common technique for a Mary is to get with her then get over her, but be careful not all Mary's are like that. A Mary is simply perfect.
"Aww Mary is so perfect"

"Dude, i want myself a Mary"
by jenniferrr_x June 18, 2014