Morningasm

An orgasm you have in the morning! Can be from morning sex, which can relieve morning wood.

Morningasms are friggin awesome.

Morningasm by morningasm March 25, 2009

Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Martinaism 

A religion (more like a cult) where you praise the eboy/egirl gods and wear chains with a lock around your neck and just be emo

Random Martinaist: Oh look, and egirl! I must praise her emo ways of Martinaism

Martinaism by pansexualemothot February 11, 2020

marigasmo 

the best person on earth

awesome cool sexy hot

marigasmo, you rock

marigasmo by jizim May 24, 2004

Martinism 

When someone makes a grammar or spelling mistake or uses a word in an improper context

Robert asked Martin where he is going,
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!

Martinism by Legend07_1973 April 5, 2023

Martinism 

martinism -- we cannot define it

Martinism is when people come and live together. In peace and tolerance.
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed

Martinism by maasd the line June 14, 2017

MartinGale 

The art of draping ones endowment, camel jockey, jonny walker, or cock- on a

volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.

Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief

MartinGale by The Truth1420 September 10, 2020