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something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
by sneakypete08 May 18, 2008
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A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.


Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
by Scorpionflame101 August 24, 2008
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