Sexy, gorgeous, most amazing girl ever! Has amazing deep blue eyes that are wonderfully easy to get lost in. Independent and playful. She knows how to stick up for herself and can make friends easier than I thought possible. far more Hot, sexy, beautiful and generally FANTASTIC than Melissa

Oh... And fantastic Tits 2 ;D!
1: wow I'm so glad I've got Martha
2: not as much as I am that I'v got Melissa
3: Look at the definition Dude.
4: oh.
5: YEAH SUCKAAA XD!
by In love with Martha August 30, 2011
When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
by Darick & Dave April 06, 2007
Taken from Rastabilly Skank's third album 'Martha' describing the sexual arousal experienced at receiving emails from crazy women.
When he saw his inbox he got such a Martha it hurt.

by Hobohemian March 07, 2008
when a girl queefs and semen explodes out of her vagina.
damn! that martha was ridiculous!
oh man! i just martha'd all over!!
by craig semens November 13, 2007
When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.
by Darick & Dave March 31, 2007

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