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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.
by Darick & Dave March 31, 2007
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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
by Darick & Dave April 06, 2007
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when you shave you arms to early
that everyone can tell you shave your arms
because it looks all prickly
but its too short to shave again
"omg that miss has prickily hair on her arms"
"lol thats a baddd martha"
by laterstar April 24, 2008
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The most stweetest and cutest girl you've ever seen but once you get to know her shes a fucking barbie. its funny how she thinks shes hot shit because shes "cute" but she really isn't. shes a fucking fake bitch.
"that girl is a fake, what a Martha."
by fabcsd June 07, 2013
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A fucking fatass bitch who acts like she has friends, pretends she is cool and gets in a lot of arguments with everyone,claims she has a boyfriend who is a fatass pervert that she probably pays to be in a relationship with her.
Person 1:Hey look it's Martha over there.

Person 2: Oh yeah that fat cuntyass bitch
Person 3:She slept with her gay prostitute boyfriend last night and she gave him a blowjob
by Mistakes_of_Life April 12, 2016
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Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.
Person: Hey who s that?

Person 2: The purge is coming.

Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*

Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.
by Slitdick :) January 31, 2015
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