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an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"
marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017
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The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
Related Words

marteena 

Meaning : Warring, warlike woman

Gender : Girl

Religion : Judaism

Origin : Italian,Latin America,Swiss,United States
Destiny Number 4

You have a great potential for managerial work. You can take great responsibilities and fulfill them with precision. Your family life may not be smooth, which makes you restless and impatient.

Personality Number 2

Friendly, unpretentious, and draw others easily with your warm and serene nature. Understanding, patient, and especially, concerned about your physical appearance and take time to dress and groom.

Soul Number 2

Natural peacemakers, who can bridge the gap and work to achieve a harmonious environment. You are sympathetic, devoted and extremely concerned.
She is a strong fierce woman that has earned the name Marteena for her alter ego.
marteena by SlimShort1738 February 22, 2019

Martiedrum 

A word uttered on the online games; Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: World at War when someone does not know how to pronounce Martyrdom properly. Usually a young player is calmly corrected and everything is okay but when someone in their late teens or above says the word wrong, it's just sad.
Player 1: Dude that fucking shit of a fuck over there got his ass kicked by my MP5 with Stopping Power, Red-Tiger Camo and no attachments and I was one kill away from a Helicopter but I ran over his body to teabag it and his Martiedrum killed me. What the fuck is that bullshit all about?

Player 2: How old are you?

Player 1: 17

Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.

Player 1: STFU SCRUB!

Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!
Martiedrum by justawatev September 22, 2009
Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.
He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!
A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.
Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen
Marteen by #roadman December 12, 2017

Wal-Marted 

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.
Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.
Wal-Marted by theosus August 17, 2008