| 1. | walking marshmallow | ||
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like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window) as above
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| 2. | ms. bosh | ||
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Dylan's severely overweight mistress. Enjoys long rolls on the beach in her electric wheelchair, basket weaving, yelling at middle schoolers in room 102, typing on the internet, grunting, etc. "idk what to buy wif all mi monay dolla"
"buy a lipo for your girlfriend ms. bosh" |
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| 3. | Ram | ||
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a word used to describe a small indian boy with an inverted penis and small vag. and hairy legs. he is also known for being rude and unpleasant. AVOID AT ALL COSTS Nah, i heard he's a real ram
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| 4. | salvia | ||
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a legal plant you smoke or ingest that gives you the weirdest trips ever. unlike anything you will ever experience. crazy. really really fun but can give you a bad scary trip. always have a sober sitter. i smoked some salvia and after one hit i felt like i was part of the couch and saw thousands of ballerina legs kicking in front of me in technicolor. holla.
nichole smoked so much saliva on the beach she turned into a house as a marshmallow man told her to lay down and relax. then she turned in to lizard. |
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| 5. | Schmooze | ||
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Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow. Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement. Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background. Hey, I'm going to go schmooze for a minute.
Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing. |
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| 6. | West Alexandria | ||
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1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village in which the sluts roam free. 3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab. 4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode). 5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief). 6) Home of world's largest speed bump. 7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.) 8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything. 9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.) I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.
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| 7. | phet | ||
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the appearance of one who appears to have had their body inflated with an air pump. This is different from fat in the sense that it encompasses the entire body, whereas fat describes someone with a massive gut. One who is phet normally has a baby-like face, and a phet male will have large breasts. Arms, legs, neck, and back are all puffy as well. Just think of the marshmallow man... Nope. You are phet. Just take a look at your puffy face and body.
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