Marshfield kid: Not really.
Out: Joe Perry?
Out: Steve Carell?!
Marshfield: Dude, no. Sneak into my neighbors yard if you want, its no different.
Marshfield kid- Marshfield
Duxbury kid- Marshfiled?
Marshfield Kid- a.k.a. Marshvegas
Duxbury Kid- what? Deluxbury is better
Marshfield kid- w/e
brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.
Teen girl 2: No way! I'm having a baby too!
Teen girl 1: This is gonna be so awesome we can raise them together
Teen girl 3: Hey you guys are both having babies? Me too
Teen girl 1: OMG
Teen girl 2:OMG
Teen girl 4: Losers, if you were as cool as me you would already have one
**bell rings for third period at The Middle School in Marshfield**
Kid 2: "um, lets go get drunk, theres nothing else to do in this city"
Kid 1: "yeah, marshfield is so boring, geting smashed sounds good to me"