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57.
An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.
"We're going to get married."

"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."

"It is now!"

"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin100 December 09, 2012
 
58.
1) The formal recognition of the fact that people want to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

2) (in some cultures) the formal recognition of the fact that people's parents want their children to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

3) (among many conservatives) Some unspecified thing that's between a man and a woman. (They keep insisting on this definition to the exclusion of others.)

4) (among many liberals) Some unspecified thing that's between two people, not necessarily a man and a woman.

5) An excuse for politics.
If marriage is between a man and a woman, can someone please tell me who the man is and who the woman is? I'd like to see it. For all we know, it may be some creature that looks like a giraffe.
by Ricky the Nudnik February 06, 2012
 
59.
when one destroys their life by choice
marriage is for morons
by 542346546434534 September 18, 2010
 
60.
A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.
After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.
by Hopeless Romantic May 04, 2004
 
61.
Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion
"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson
by IkeM October 07, 2003
 
62.
permanent behavior modification program
The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.
by bertram jennings May 23, 2012
 
63.
Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches
"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship
by Js414 May 09, 2012