A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.
Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.
by Billy December 04, 2004
Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 17, 2012
1) The formal recognition of the fact that people want to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

2) (in some cultures) the formal recognition of the fact that people's parents want their children to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

3) (among many conservatives) Some unspecified thing that's between a man and a woman. (They keep insisting on this definition to the exclusion of others.)

4) (among many liberals) Some unspecified thing that's between two people, not necessarily a man and a woman.

5) An excuse for politics.
If marriage is between a man and a woman, can someone please tell me who the man is and who the woman is? I'd like to see it. For all we know, it may be some creature that looks like a giraffe.
by Ricky the Nudnik February 06, 2012
much less sex to the woman the man loves.

the woman chops her beautiful long hair.
"even though we have a new marriage, does not give you the selection to slice your hair off.
by pnamajck November 01, 2010
Another word for adopting a male overgrown child when his parents can't handle him anymore
I have a happy marriage
by LoIzers December 18, 2014
An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.
"We're going to get married."

"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."

"It is now!"

"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin100 December 09, 2012
when one destroys their life by choice
marriage is for morons
by 542346546434534 September 18, 2010
1. A bond shared by a man and a woman, 2 men, or 2 women.
2. A ceremony celebrated by many religions as a holy covenant.
1. Hey me and girlfriend are going to enter the bonds of marriage soon.
2. A Wiccan marriage is known as a handfasting.
by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

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