A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.
Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.
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Marriage: a legal union between a man and a woman.
Garriage: a legal union between two men.
Larriage: a legal union between two women.
Barriage: a legal union between two bisexuals.
Tarriage: a legal union between two transgenders.
Sparriage: a legal union between a human and another species.
Shamarriage: a legal union of convenience.
Sharriage: a legal union specifically between a man and a sheep.
Swarriage: a legal union specifically between a woman and a swan.
Turduckenarriage: a legal union between a turkey, duck and chicken. (Over-rated.)
Haliarrage: a legal union between a human and E.T. or other alien.
Polyarriage: a legal union between three or more.
What's so magical about the word marriage?

Straight fellow: If I get married I don't want people asking, "what's his name".

Gay fellow: If I get married, I don't want someone to ask, "what's *her* name."

You get the idea. Regardless, most mglbtspshamshswturkendenalipolyharriages will end in one word for which no hair-splitting is required: divorce.
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An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.
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A sacred union between two people who love one another. Can be between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman (or should be and is in some states).
Marriage.
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the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.
Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."
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The Slavery Of Man
When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.
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1) The formal recognition of the fact that people want to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

2) (in some cultures) the formal recognition of the fact that people's parents want their children to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

3) (among many conservatives) Some unspecified thing that's between a man and a woman. (They keep insisting on this definition to the exclusion of others.)

4) (among many liberals) Some unspecified thing that's between two people, not necessarily a man and a woman.

5) An excuse for politics.
If marriage is between a man and a woman, can someone please tell me who the man is and who the woman is? I'd like to see it. For all we know, it may be some creature that looks like a giraffe.
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IT'S A TRAP!!
My marriage was a trap.
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