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The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.
by bertram jennings May 23, 2012
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An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.
"We're going to get married."

"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."

"It is now!"

"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin 100 December 09, 2012
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A form of legalized rape.
Dick performed marriage on Jane.
by Smiwz July 19, 2010
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Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 17, 2012
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My marriage was a trap.
by deepvoicechris September 26, 2015
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a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore
Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.
by Meytal Mantzur May 14, 2013
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In other words, legalized fucking.
You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
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