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What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
Irony in the first degree.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005
when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father
"where have you been until midnight"
by etlkj November 14, 2003
Social event whereby the male (having proposed an engagement to the female) places a ceremonial ring on the female's finger, showing his "claim" to her. He does this usually in the (misinformed) interest of having sex on a more regular basis.
Well, when we're married we'll do it more often...right?"
by MaxL August 30, 2003
The end of sexual contact in a given relationship.
Self explanatory.
by strongbadowns April 05, 2003
A form of legalized rape.
Dick performed marriage on Jane.
by Smiwz July 19, 2010
a unification between two people who love eachother deeply
"samantha and henry loved eachother, so they got married."
"tanya asked for her beloved susanne's hand in marriage."
by katie_marina February 06, 2007
a union that more and more minors are starting to form, mostly caused by unwanted oopsie-babies. thus causing divorcing earlier in life.
young 13-year-old: Mom, Dad, jason has proposed. isn't it wonderful?
Mom, Dad: yes honey! whens the marriage?
young 13-year-old: and we found out last week that im pregnant! now i get a happyf amily!
by lo-dog December 27, 2005
n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.

The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

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