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A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)
Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

madonessay 

lengthening of mad, as in, meaning very good. and stuff.
That movie was Madonessay!
madonessay by afroman5k January 16, 2004

Marooned 

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
Marooned by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011
As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.
"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"
marness by Lord of The Marness October 8, 2007

Marooned 

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.
me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
Marooned by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Marooned The 5 

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.
Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,
Marooned The 5 by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011