According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit
Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"

Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"

Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"
by they call me IBO August 27, 2008
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A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.
Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!
by Izzikins June 05, 2005
terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.
man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do
by hawkdude56 February 02, 2005
The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.
Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.
by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011
They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
by Fatninja May 22, 2012
A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!
Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."
by Spoon December 08, 2004
A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar

As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.

Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!
J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!
by THE Future Mrs. Levine February 01, 2011
Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.
A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
by Hu'dat December 21, 2014

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