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This is a racial slur used to refer to black slaves abandoned("marooned") by slave ships on islands on the way to thier destination when they were found to be in some way inferior and not worthy of a good price at auction. It means, in effect," One who is deemed unworthy of even the lowliest of prices."
" I hired the guy to sweep up hair in the barber shop but he can't even do that! What a maroon!"
by Toneiseverything July 05, 2012
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A mook with a Ph.D
Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.
by Zippy, the Pinhead September 06, 2007
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Those maroons love to jog all day on the beach.
by frishy May 15, 2010
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an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!
by Erunn July 10, 2010
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first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
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Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.
Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!
by Such a Dick May 06, 2014
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An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult
Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."
by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010
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