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terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick. man, maroon 5 sucks dude
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A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers. Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
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A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care? Maroon 5 is a great band
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great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.
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The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls. Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.
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A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar Jesse Carmichael - keys Mickey Madden - bass guitar Matt Flynn - drums James Valentine - lead guitar As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me. Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live! J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music? B: NO!! |
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act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.
Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands. Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.
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When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere. Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins* Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop. |
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