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Duke of Marlborough effect 

The “Duke of Marlborough Effect” was mentioned by Richard Dawkins to refer to the increase in masculine libido that results from experiencing a victory, whether directly or vicariously. This was so-named from an entry in the Duchess of Marlborough’s diary, “His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his top-boots.” Male athletes tend to experience elevated testosterone levels before a contest; those who win tend to maintain afterwards those elevated testosterone levels, but the testosterone levels of losers drops dramatically afterwards.
There will likely be a lot of canoodling in Old Boston now that the Red Sox have won the Series due to the Duke of Marlborough effect and the subsequent release of proper Bostonian inhibitions.
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The Marlborough Classic 

A sexual act of putting a standard £2.49 toothbrush into an involuntary 14 year old’s arsehole.
-“mate did you hear what happened yesterday?”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic
-“not again!”
The Marlborough Classic by Harry Lack December 28, 2019

marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro 

a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"
last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy

Marlborough 

A private all-girls school located in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles. One can identify a Marlborough girl by their rediculously short skirt, rediculously heavy backpack, designer purse, and their apparent addiction to caffeine and/or speed.
I saw a bunch of Marlborough girls buying No-Doz on Larchmont today.
Marlborough by marlboroughnian December 20, 2004

Maryborough 

Otherwise known as Maryboring. A piece of shit town in Queensland that sucks in every way when compared to its neighbour, Hervey Bay.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Oh look at us, we live in Maryborough, we have 17 pubs, and they're all shit, how the fuck does that work?
Maryborough by The Stim Dog March 9, 2009

Marlborough college

Just a place over England's hill, where cigs, gingers and Russians run wild.
You go to Marlborough college? What's your chromosome count.

Marlborough College

A prestigious institute of academia and class. Usually associated with those part of high society, Marlborough College is a pleb-free zone, with termly school fees costing more than your nan's flat. With a range of raucous activities including reading for pleasure, croquet and beagling- in order to make the pupils feel right at home (as if back at Daddy's estate).
"She is sipping on that Bollinger like it's San Pelli- must be from Marlborough College. "