Dude #2: True, i heard that too
Dude #3: Me too man
Marlboro Guido: Yo bitch you owe me 35 dollars, i need some more hair gel and blues.
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
Some people are wannabe whores and village bicycles.
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, nj
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.
Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.