Tom Marvolo Riddle

A pretty damn sexy guy, until he lost his nose...

Harry: What happened to you nose?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails' hand...

Tom Marvolo Riddle by alice cats September 26, 2011

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tom marvolo riddle

technically voldemort but also very attractive

“dude tom marvolo riddle do be looking kinda fire though, time turner about to come in handy🏃”

“he could slytherin my chamber of secrets any day!”

tom marvolo riddle by raganagar September 17, 2020

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Tom Marvolo Riddle

I am Lord Voldemort.

Harry: You. You're the Heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!

Tom Marvolo Riddle by HPmaniac December 28, 2010

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Maryology

MARYOLOGY - definition: overthinking something starting far in advance in order to best prepare yourself for an upcoming event. discussing an event or project with absolutely everyone you talk to in order to gather as many outside opinions and insight about the subject. to complete all planning of an event or project... at least 6 months before the beginning of the event or project.

Question: How do you get all your party planning done so early?

Answer: Maryology.

Maryology by Mary Detwiler February 6, 2010