1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!
Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!
Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!