A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table
soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to
fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely
delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the
time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-
speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but
unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they
will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.
(In a
casual table soccer
game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or
something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*
