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Marketeer 

A portmanteau of the wordsMarketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.
Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”
Marketeer by Vince Mode March 4, 2017
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web marketer 

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.
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web marketer by Downstrike October 8, 2005

Masketeer 

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.
"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"
Masketeer by They Knew April 28, 2020

Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.
Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"
Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer 

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion
Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"
Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020

Marketeer 

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.
A major software marketer.
Marketeer by Timothy Knight August 22, 2005

3 masketeers 

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...
Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!
3 masketeers by GlazeHer September 19, 2020