Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.

Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

Maya markdown by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

markdown 

an idiot or extremely stupid person. origianlly used by the employees of Home Depot when talking about an item that was half-priced due to damage of said item.

Billy: dude, i got a 45 on my history test! haha!

Joe: Billy, you are such a markdown

markdown by Antonia!!! October 23, 2008

Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

jacob markowski 

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

jacob markowski by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

mackdown 

Any event wherein some serious macking is going on. See: mack

You shoulda been at Otter's last night, it was a serious mackdown.

mackdown by Fargo April 8, 2004

marcownsu 

marcownsyou is a type of lumberjack in the south pole....as there are no trees in the south pole (which is a common known fact....) this man can be refered to as being the stupidest man on the planet

you are a complete "marcownsu"

wow look at that stupid "marcownsu"

marcownsu by narvos January 6, 2005

markowkski 

Excessively Fat and Bald

Johnnie is a Markowski.

markowkski by Brenden Borowski and Mike Kodish July 11, 2003