A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

A state of being created by a benevolent deity in order that man may experience the twin pleasures of beer and sex. Although it has been postulated that team sports and a good testicle-scratch constitute two of the pillars of life, the true meaning is in fact just beer and sex. Be advised, however, that it is not simply a matter of drinking as much beer and having as much sex as you can; these actions alone lead to spiritual imbalance and sundry unwholesome disorders of the body. The quality of the beer and the awesome-ness of the sex matter every bit as much as the acts themselves. Well it behooves you then to master the zen of a life of beer and sex. Be aware that many people never fully comprehend the simple purity of the way, as they stagger from one meaningless relationship to another, often sinking into a debased state in which wine, exotic cheeses, opera, and other devices of Satan are appreciated. What then, you ask, is the true path to righteousnous? What should man aspire to in life? The tao of beer and sex is explicit about this. Drink ye of good quality beer, that it's amber goodness may invigorate and pleasure you, and strive towards a relationship with a pair of bi-sexual women. Bi-sexual twins are the real jackpot, of course, and any man attaining this nirvana of relationships will be pointed out in the street and viewed with an almost religious awe by other men. In summary then, remember that the key to solving all of life's varied problems lies...

the extra beer you get whenever the wife/girlfriend calls and asks "where are you", "what time are you coming home", etc. when you are out with the boys.

Beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer.

Any sweet-flavored alcoholic beverage that is typically consumed by females in place of beer. Bitch beer tends to have a 5% abv or less and is also known as a "malt beverage." The alcohol content is so low that the beverage tastes like a soda-pop.

Bitch beer may only be consumed by males if beer is not present. If men drink bitch beer they are open to insults by other men and they may be called "pussy" or "vagina" because of it.

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.

A Binjury is a beer, or beer-related, injury